So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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