she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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