VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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