You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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