For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦â€â™€ï¸
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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