Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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