dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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