Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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