Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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