Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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