I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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