Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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