The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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