My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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