your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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