Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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