don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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