Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Drunk is not a location!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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