Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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