The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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