so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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