We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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