According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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