u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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