I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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