Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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