His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I supernannyed him into submission
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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