im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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