Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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