Do vagina's smell?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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