Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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