I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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