i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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