fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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