he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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