I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I cockslap morals
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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