i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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