Jerry, you need to find god
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
