how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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