I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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