Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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