I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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