Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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