Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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