i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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