I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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