dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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