9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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