For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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