You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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