No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well I just put wine in my tea
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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