his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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