I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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