They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
did you just send me my own nude
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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